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Worst Ever Joke. Lol 8 years 11 months ago #4

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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store :laugh:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef :huh:

A Magician was driving down the street....
Then he turned into a driveway :silly:

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
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Worst Ever Joke. Lol 8 years 11 months ago #5

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear :lol:

I never wanted to believe my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there :silly:

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill :laugh:

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay. He woke up. :P
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Worst Ever Joke. Lol 8 years 11 months ago #30

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An Arab guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”

The customer says, “Female”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”

The customer says, “White”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”

The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”
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